"Haven't You Ever Been in Love Before?"

Lady and Guy could be anywhere for this conversation. A living room, a park, a restaurant, etc. 

Lady: This is a situationship.

Guy: I don't know why you keep saying that.

Lady: Well describe what this is.

Guy: What what is?

Lady: This. What we're doing here.

Guy: We're doing what we're doing.

Lady: That describes nothing. "Will you hold me?"

Guy: What are you talking about. I was holding you earlier. Then you brought up this shit.

Lady: No. Hold me "like you want me."

Guy: I do want you.

Lady: Then show me. We go through the motions.

Guy: We have conversations.

Lady: We talk "but you don't give me nothin' else." It’s always so surface level.

Guy: What do you want from me?

Lady: I want to feel like you actually like me. That I'm not second guessing this because you just want a friend and a couple of benefits.

Guy: I don't trust you.

Lady: What? How long do you "feel this happening?"

Guy: For about three weeks.

Lady: That makes sense.

Guy: Why?

Lady: That's the amount of time "you feel [absent]." It's about the time I started questioning what the hell has been going on.

Guy: I don't know what I want.

Lady: We've been doing this for more than 6 months and now you know that you don't know what you want? I'm going to ask once more. "Can you tell me what [this] is?"

Guy: I guess it's a situationship.

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